Buzz·Posted on May 29, 201430 Thoughts You Have When Going For A Bikini WaxThe first rip is the deepest.by Autumn JonesBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Time for the salon aka THE HOUSE OF PAIN. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Your weird new age music won't fool me. Why are there no windows in this room? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. She's preparing the wax. Gulp. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Why did I have to choose TODAY to wear Sponge Bob underpants? Whatever, time to strip. 5. I'm naked. I'm 100% naked. She must have seen a lot of lady gardens in her career. I wonder if I'm normal down there? 6. Should I ask? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. I guess if I was SEVERELY abnormal she'd have gasped or something? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Oh, she wants to small talk. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Is it weird we're talking about Beyoncé & the weather while she's staring straight at my cootchie? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. No time to freak out. The wax is on. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. She's starting on the thigh. Time to calm down. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Here we go... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. AND PULLLL! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. That was definitely more than a 'mild stinging sensation'. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Time for the real deal, she's going for the landing strip. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Rrrrrrrip! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. ... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. SHE'S TORN OFF AN ENTIRE LAYER OF MY VUVLA. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. And she's still going. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. SHR827&^$GJAGHJFS Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. My poor little innocent vagina hairs! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. There's more wax. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. She's flipped me over. She's right by the poop chute. YOU DON'T WANNA GO THERE LADY! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. Do you think she can tell how much I'm sweating/crying/wishing I was dead? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. Stupid Groupon. WHY DIDN'T I GO FOR A SCANDINAVIAN DRINK COZIE INSTEAD OF THIS TORTURE? 26. "That's it we're all done". Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. But why does it still hurt? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. I need to go lie down in a shallow pool of water. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 29. "Come back in a few weeks?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 30. I'll need some hard liquor to deal with this again. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF