Response to Are You Ready For The Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe?:
One final short step away from “Ass To Mouth”.
Response to Why No One Should Mess With The Ocean:
Cthulhu’s Favorite Vacation Destination: “Blackness. Shit-fallout. All-You-Can-Eat Flesh Buffet (Or Scat Buffet For Those Occasional Faux Vegan Benders). Sulfer-Jet Bidets. And Slimy Swimming Nightmares Uglier Than You.” No wonder no one’s seen him lately…