So my friend Chantel and I were texting about Harry Potter-related things when I told her to tell our friend, Ben, that he was a Hufflepuff, even though he's clearly a Gryffindor.
As anticipated he was PISSED. lolz
Which I thought was hilarious, until Chantel told me I was a Hufflepuff.
At first I thought she was kidding, but when she said she wasn't I started getting really pissed.
In my rage I took to Twitter to rant/ find solace.
.@ChantelHouston just called me a hufflepuff. I'M CLEARLY A GRYFFINDOR. CLEARLY.
I'M A GRYFFINDOR, GOD DAMMIT!!!!
But then, I was like "Wait a minute, am I actually a Hufflepuff? Maybe I'm just a kind, sweet angel baby who thinks she's a lion." I began spiraling.
am i a hufflepuff? i'm having a life crisis
Like, I actually couldn't sleep because I was so distraught. I tried my best to shake off the haters.
I have to go to sleep because people keep calling me a hufflepuff. I WILL NEVILLE MYSELF AND GET HOT AND BRAVE AND SHOW YOU ALL
Literally me to myself.
I even started reaching out to my fellow Potterheads to see what they thought about my crisis.
.@Arielle07 you'll know this. Am I a hufflepuff? Everyone keeps calling me one but I'm a gd GRYFFINDOR. @heyyyella, thoughts?
I needed help. I was deteriorating by the second, going through every stage of grieving in mere minutes.
I WILL NOT BE CALLED A HUFFLEPUFF
DENIAL. ANGER. BARGAINING. DEPRESSION. ACCEPTANCE (except no way in hell was I gonna be a Hufflepuff without question.)
I even reached out to JK, herself, cuz you never know... she's been really active on Twitter these days.
@jk_rowling please help me. What house am I in?
Honestly, all hope was lost until I was someone was like "Why don't you just take the Pottermore quiz?"
So Chantel and I FaceTimed while I signed up for Pottermore... fucking unlocked my Gringotts account, got a wand, AND bought an owl.
Eventually though, I was sorted into my house. AND LO AND BEHOLD...
GUESS WHO'S A GRYFFINDOR NOW, MOTHERFUCKERS! @ChantelHouston watched me take the entire quiz, so there!
Needless to say I was on top of the whole fucking world!!!
i'm a gryffindor, i'm a gryffindor hahahahahahaha NOW I CAN SLEEP
LIKE LOOK AT MY FACE. THAT IS REAL Y'ALL. I HAVE ACTUALLY NEVER BEEN THAT HAPPY IN MY LIFE.
SHE SCREENSHOTTED THE WHOLE THING. THE MOMENT I FOUND OUT.
And then in the greatest turn of events of all time, Chantel decided she wanted to get sorted into a house. AND GUESS 👏 WHAT 👏 SHE 👏 GOT 👏
in a turn of events @ChantelHouston is a hufflepuff
HUFFLEPUFF. SHE GOT HUFFLEPUFF AND THIS WAS HER FACE.
God is good, y'all.
Now it was Chantel's turn to have a life crisis. OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.
THE POTTERMORE QUIZ IS TRASH
Honestly, I was SO happy.
@itsashlyperez IT'S WRONG EVERYTHING IS WRONG
But eventually we all have to accept who we really are...
@ChantelHouston @itsashlyperez accept who you are, kween of tha huvvelpoofs
Queen of the huvvelpoofs!
THE END.
