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24 Things Single People Are Tired Of Hearing

“So, are you seeing anyone?”

1. “How are you still single? You’re so great.”

2. “It’ll happen when you least expect it.”

4. “Aren’t you worried you won’t be able to have kids?”

5. “Are you seeing anyone?”

6. “You should try online dating. My friend met their husband/wife that way.”

7. “They don’t deserve you.”

8. “You are such a catch.”

9. “Don’t worry, you’ll find someone someday.”

10. “He’s just not ready for a serious commitment yet.”

11. “One day when you’re married, you’ll wish you were single.”

12. “There are plenty of fish in the sea.”

13. “You’re just too picky.”

14. “Just don’t turn into some crazy cat lady.”

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15. “She probably just lost your number.”

16. At a wedding: “You better get out there, they’re doing the bouquet toss.”

17. “You’re just too busy right now.”

18. “You have to love yourself before you can love someone else.”

19. In reference to your best friend: “Have you guys ever thought of dating?”

20. “I can’t wait to meet your future spouse, they are going to be amazing.”

21. “We’ll all be laughing about this someday.”

22. “You should let me set you up, I know the perfect person for you.”

23. “Don’t give up, it’ll happen.”

24. “You don’t need anyone.” DAMN RIGHT!

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