The Seven Worst Times To Wear A Bikini

Bikinis are a great choice of swimwear for women when it comes to a trip to the beach or a dip in the pool. When it comes to most other times bikinis are probably not the best idea. In fact they're often the worst choice of what to wear.

7. In Court

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Wearing a bikini in court is a surefire way to lose your case.

6. In A Blizzard

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Trust us, you'll look much better with tan skin instead of blue skin.

5. Thanksgiving Dinner

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Grandma just won't appreciate it.

4. To A Job Interview

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Yes it will make you stand out as a candidate. But unless you're applying for a modeling job showing up in your bikini to an interview is a pretty terrible idea.

3. Crowd Surfing

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If you like losing your bikini top in front of thousands of strangers then go ahead

2. While Putting Out A Fire

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There are tons of puns and jokes we can make about hot bikinis but frankly a bikini would provide very little protection from the intense heat of a fire.

1. To a Funeral

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You probably could have guessed this would be the worst time to wear a bikini. The only exception would probably if it's at the Playboy Mansion

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