The 32 Most Park Slope Things That Have Ever Happened

    NO NON-ORGANIC QUINOA SMOOTHIE IS SAFE in Brooklyn's most famed yuppie parent neighborhood.

    1. This neighborhood landmark:

    2. This:

    two different white dudes with SLRs photographing the Con Ed workers digging a pit on 8th avenue #onlyinparkslope

    3. This graffiti:

    4. This single file march:

    5. Getting Steve Buscemi's unwanted latte:

    Steve Buscemi didn't want a latte so mgmt offered it to me gratis, along with my coffee #writing #parkslopeproblems

    6. This sign:

    7. And this request:

    8. This quote about the food co-op:

    9. This yoga class:

    10. This "bike" rack:

    11. This:

    I missed my normal train because I had to wait for two strollers to go down the stairs #ParkSlopeproblems

    12. This warning:

    13. THIS warning:

    14. The bike valet at GoogaMooga:

    Bike Valet @GoogaMooga #onlyinParkSlope

    15. This sidewalk giveaway gone wrong:

    16. And this that will go very right:

    17. And the co-op's AGGRESSIVE red chairs:

    Today in food cooperation: an excerpt from the 20 page new cashier station feedback book. #onlyinparkslope

    18. These organic Legos:

    19. This Yellow Pages protest:

    Clever Yellow Pages protest. But seriously, why do they still print these? #onlyinparkslope

    20. This passive aggressive dog poop note:

    21. This stroller phalanx at the park:

    22. This question:

    Lady at the bar: "Is your veggie burger vegan?" #ParkSlopeProblems

    23. This act of rebellion:

    24. PatStew jogging sightings:

    Just walked past Patrick Stewart running on his tiptoes in neon sneaks on the perimeter of Prospect Park. #onlyinparkslope

    25. This concerned child:

    Overheard in Park Slope: "Father, I can feel my core body temperature lowering. Can't we go indoors?" #findthatkidapublicschool

    26. This unnecessary shorthand:

    27. This crisis of faith:

    Overheard in Park Slope: "He doesn't believe in brunch, which I thought was weird."

    28. Any strong stance on gluten products:

    Overheard in Park Slope: "I have a love/hate relationship with seitan."

    29. This questionable blend:

    30. This announcement:

    31. This selection:

    32. And this: