The 32 Most Park Slope Things That Have Ever Happened

NO NON-ORGANIC QUINOA SMOOTHIE IS SAFE in Brooklyn’s most famed yuppie parent neighborhood.

1. This neighborhood landmark:

ID: 3607745

2. This:

ID: 3616917

3. This graffiti:

(Which, to be fair, is all over Brooklyn.)

ID: 3607841

4. This single file march:

ID: 3607989

5. Getting Steve Buscemi’s unwanted latte:

ID: 3617193

6. This sign:

ID: 3608001

7. And this request:

ID: 3617402

8. This quote about the food co-op:

ID: 3616760

9. This yoga class:

ID: 3617055

10. This “bike” rack:

ID: 3608006

11. This:

I missed my normal train because I had to wait for two strollers to go down the stairs #ParkSlopeproblems

— Alison (@entropica)
ID: 3617209

12. This warning:

ID: 3608014

13. THIS warning:

ID: 3616683

14. The bike valet at GoogaMooga:

Bike Valet @GoogaMooga #onlyinParkSlope

— Carmelo Star (@CarmeloStar)
ID: 3616928

15. This sidewalk giveaway gone wrong:

ID: 3616690

16. And this that will go very right:

ID: 3616704

17. And the co-op’s AGGRESSIVE red chairs:

Today in food cooperation: an excerpt from the 20 page new cashier station feedback book. #onlyinparkslope

— Allison Pennell (@brooklynbreeder)
ID: 3616879

18. These organic Legos:

ID: 3616884

19. This Yellow Pages protest:

Clever Yellow Pages protest. But seriously, why do they still print these? #onlyinparkslope

— Corey Belaief (@cbelaief)
ID: 3616900

20. This passive aggressive dog poop note:

ID: 3616984

21. This stroller phalanx at the park:

ID: 3617088

22. This question:

Lady at the bar: "Is your veggie burger vegan?" #ParkSlopeProblems

— Mahsa Saeidi (@MahsaWho)
ID: 3617187

23. This act of rebellion:

ID: 3617659

24. PatStew jogging sightings:

Just walked past Patrick Stewart running on his tiptoes in neon sneaks on the perimeter of Prospect Park. #onlyinparkslope

— jen o'flanagan (@jenoflanagan)
ID: 3617236

25. This concerned child:

Overheard in Park Slope: "Father, I can feel my core body temperature lowering. Can't we go indoors?" #findthatkidapublicschool

— kaeleigh (@kaeleig_h)
ID: 3617504

26. This unnecessary shorthand:

ID: 3617369

27. This crisis of faith:

Overheard in Park Slope: "He doesn't believe in brunch, which I thought was weird."

— Mo Cahill (@mocahill)
ID: 3617558

28. Any strong stance on gluten products:

Overheard in Park Slope: "I have a love/hate relationship with seitan."

— Michael Whitney (@michaelwhitney)
ID: 3617568

29. This questionable blend:

ID: 3617613

30. This announcement:

ID: 3617607

31. This selection:

ID: 3617646

32. And this:

ID: 3617615

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