…I can’t…find…my penis.

Face what-?!

Uh…how ‘bout a picture of the actual Kiss…from any era? (Gene’s been there for over forty years so chances are good he’s in at least one photo of the actual band - make up or not). Two kids - one son, one daughter.  Good job.

This is an odd fetish, this gun thing.  Yes, this is quite a mental health issue isn’t it?

…one step forward… ten back.

This is truly good news.

How ‘bout we stop all the madness?  Let’s start with the Internet. Shut it the hell down.

…oh no. No.

…damn it Ticketmaster. (not accepting my return ticket request)

Regarding that “Biblical Marriage Meal” - those “pieces” look the same to me. Um…kinda NOT what you were going for there, huh? Those are same sex pieces!

I agree with this however, it does nothing to take away the immense pain that was endured during the tenure of many, many people.

“Ahh…shit!” “…damn post made me drop my doughnut.”

Stop. It.

Epic? Really?  No. Not epic. Stop it.

Honestly haven’t been near Facebook for over a year now. Too old for it. Got all the Goddamned friends I need. With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemas?

It’s interesting how many of these stories float around the internet: trying so very desperately to make “us” feel even worse about our pathetic “states-of-being” than we already do… Seriously?  Vanity - it’s what’s for dinner.

A few reports have made mention of the “spending” during this recall election. Apparently, Walker’s group out-spent the opposition 3:1.  If you truly want change, then it’s up to an actual human-being to pull that lever: not a dollar-bill.

…and I’m good with not being able to “handle” it.