Developers, developers, developers, developers…
-> Gotta love the top comment! :D
You disgust me on SO many levels…
I’d just love to send our PITA neighbours to this incredibly nasty “pissed off mother” and instead give a warm welcome to Max, Kara and their family over here. With my homemade quadruple chocolate cookies and a smile.
Autistic children might have different concepts of the world that surrounds all of us and might behave in an unusual way - but that doesn’t make them less loveable. Max and Kara: my heart (and a hug) goes out to you - as well as to Lenon and Maisy for the courage to publish this sickening scrap of paper. By the way: “‘Multiple exclamation marks,’ he went on, shaking his head, ‘are a sure sign of a diseased mind.’” (Terry Pratchett - Eric) - this “letter” is the proof.
I do not recommend the “baby powder falsies” for wearers of contact lenses. Unless you want chafing in your eyes, that is.
There’s nothing better than a good Mettbrötchen… trust me. (But nothing worse than a bad one… trust me, too.)
Oh, how I hated getting water into eyes and nose…
I still hate that. But now I know how to avoid that and enjoy a nice hot shower. :D
Well, dark chocolate is wonderful for baking delicious chocolate cake and cookies… But eating it pure? Naaah.
Jazz still sucks, going to bed late is perfect, long distance rides are the horror as well as school. Oh, do you still eat that sal…oh, it’s seafood. (Icky.) Never mind… ^_^
Whatever that guy puts in his morning coffee - I want some of that, too…
I… what th… err… *swoons*
I fail to see why this should be “messed up”…? It’s regional differences, nothing painful. Other languages have even more of those, but nobody would even think about calling this “messed up”, but enjoy the versatility of language and have some more funny smalltalk topics.
… and someone else posted exactly the same “new” ideas months before you “wrote” them down.
For example… and many, many more.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/search?q=life+hack <- just go randomly through some of these…
Umm… “ringletty”? I think there should be a Buzzfeed hair advise drinking game: “everyone” (meaning: “every hipster girl with rapunzelesque, thick, wavy hair”) -> chug a Mai Tai, Zombie or Long Island Iced Tea
“short hair” (i.e. at least shoulder length) -> enjoy a shot of Stroh 80 rum
“long hair” (i.e. max. bra strap length) -> enjoy some rum or bourbon and coke
“thin hair” (i.e. 2.5” ponytail circumference) -> empty a glass of slightly stale beer
“curly” (i.e. slighly wavy) -> have a glass of red wine (preferably cheap)
“straight hair” (i.e. slightly wavy) -> have a glass of white wine (preferably cheap)
“easy” (i.e., if you work as a hairdresser) -> drink a glass of warm, sweet sparkly wine
“quick” (i.e. less than half a day) -> relax your stomach with a dose of Everclear or Wodka
“cute” (i.e. skanky) -> drink a shot of Goldschlager or Amaretto
“retro” (i.e. hipster) -> enjoy a cup of Rumtopf
“romantic” (i.e. beach waves with the odd braid) -> prepare and drink some cheap Czech absinthe
“hack” -> down a bottle of Windex or disinfectant Skål!
Phewww, thank God! Now I finally know how to tell them apart. Thank you, Buzzfeed! Thank you so much!
12 out of 10. Somehow I totally love it, too. ^_^
28. Explain that to your boss - unless you are the boss.
Those soundcloud hipsteresque “music” tracks… they seem to love the s… out of them.
No medical background, but: Yes, you’re right, according to German news sources and the hospital’s spokesman: http://www.rp-online.de/panorama/deutschland/61-kilo-baby-erblickt-in-leipzig-das-licht-der-welt-1.3564553
I didn’t know a floating landfill counts as Steampunk now…
19 is definitely not funny at all, but one of the main causes of death. And it is a slow, painful death. Whoever filmed this instead of helping that cat immediately is an animal torturer and should never own a pet again.
“Can you prove you grew up in the US in the ’90s” - FTFY.
It seems like the press hasn’t learned anything since Di’s passing… Depressing.
I’d call this complexion “England Fried Chicken” or “Pre-loved Doc Marten’s”. Whichever you prefer.
… tomorrow: the 22 cutest Jorts. Sporting exactly the same ugly photos.
Wait, I’ll come with you… *weeps*
“It contains no carbs, half the sodium, and almost twice as much sodium as Morning Star’s veggie burger.” Umm… wait… erm…
How can people be so cruel and harm cats? I will never get that. Those pictures break my heart… Sincere respect to his rescuers and his new, loving parents - and lots of cuddles to brave little Justin. I’m glad he is loved and fine now.
*wipes tear away* … Well done, Cory. The world needs more of your kind!
… but you have to admit that Pure Pret tastes awesome…
Maybe I should be happy for her. That this suffering is over, and she may be in a better place now. But I am not. It really saddens me that she lost the battle against cancer. I had hoped so much for a miracle to happen. Rest in Piece, Talia. I hope, getting your wings was painless and peaceful, and you are fine now.
Beckham’s Tattoo is not Hebrew, but Devanagari writing. And it means “Vhiktoria” with a retroflex ‘t’… Do your homework, Ms. Leggett.
I’m still in grief… no more chocolate macadamia. :( And so many flavours that did never cross the pond. These are the moments when I do envy the Americans.
I just love that pennyfarthing.
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I love your nick.
Yeah. Right. Totally funny. Give them to your dog. Ha. Ha. http://irishdogs.ie/news/2010/09/17/thugs-blow-up-dog.html
We’re doomed. :,(
Nestlé. One of the most loathsome companies on this planet’s surface. Confirmed once more.
‘Murica. That’s why.