21 Reasons To Embrace Your Pale Winter Skin

Unfortunate suntans ahead. Proceed with vomit bag.

1. This sexy Superman tan:

2. This Crocs tan:

3. This convincing concealed weapon tan:

4. This classic side grope tan:

5. This deranged melting smile tan:

7. This radiant wrist tan:

11. This wifebeater tan:

12. This bro’s tan:

14. This self-referential tan:

15. These confusing tans:

Harnesses? Suspenders?

16. This “omg u guys” tan:

17. This cornrow tan:

18. This fashionable tan:

20. Tan Mom:

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21. Donald Trump

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