Tumblr user Winterisrambling had an amazing idea: Mix The Princess Bride quotes with Star Wars.
It actually works incredibly well.
Perfectly, even.
Hoth is basically the Fire Swamp, only the opposite.
And even though Westley wasn't a Force Ghost, this is still so accurate.
Corellians are the new Spaniards.
Perfect.
OH MY GOD.
Flawless.
Best character crossover ever.
You can practically hear Grandpa reading them to you.
H/T to Winterisrambling and Vortisaurus.