1.
Non-Dairy Creamer = Coffee Whitener
2.
A Suck-Up, a Brown-Noser, or a Teacher's Pet = a Keener, an Eager Beaver, or a Keen Bean
3.
Powdered Sugar = Icing Sugar
4.
Sneakers or Running Shoes = Runners
5.
Toy Cars (or Hot Wheels) = Dinky Cars
7.
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese = Kraft Dinner or K.D.
8.
Silverware = Cutlery (in Canada, silverware literally signifies utensils made of silver)
9.
Kickball = Soccer Baseball
10.
Parking Garage = Parkade
12.
375ml of Liquor = a Mickey
13.
Take a Test = Write a Test
14.
Beanie or a Knit Hat = Toque (rhymes with fluke)
15.
Colored Pencils = Pencil Crayons
16.
"Pajamas" = "Pyjamas"
17.
American Cheese = Processed Cheese
19.
In Saskatchewan, a Hooded Sweatshirt = a Bunnyhug
20.
Electric Bill = Hydro Bill
21.
Whole Wheat Toast = Brown Toast
22.
Garbage Disposal = Garburator
24.
Poster Board = Bristol Board
26.
Rubber Bands = Elastics
