Our parking lot attendant’s name was Mrs Jackson. One day in the early 2000’s, I was driving too fast through the parking lot so she pulled me over. When she walked up to my window to talk to me I sang, “I’m sorry Miss Jackson, ooooo!” I got detention.
Response to What Songs Are Impossible To Have Sex To?:
“9-5”by Dolly Parton. Came on once. Couldn’t stop laughing.
Until you’ve lived within minutes of the border I don’t think you should be able to have an opinion about this. This post is so ridiculous and one sided.
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Response to Real Lesbians React To Lesbian Porn:
Which there were cute lesbians like that around me!
As a Cuban American I am extremely offended by their trip. My family was killed in that country fighting for their freedoms. Going on vacation there is sickening.
A local electrical business near me has the slogan, “Let Us Remove Your Shorts.” Best ad ever.
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Response to 12 Movies Curious Gay Kids Watched In The ’90s:
Hey! Gay kids include us lesbians! Where are our movies!?
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