Jon Stewart. No contest.
Jon Stewart. No contest.
#10 - More Abbott and Costello than Dad Joke. ;)
Aaah… that hair is fantastic! Just the right amount of crazy 80s New Wave-ness to it. :D Aaaand now I realized I’m old enough to be his mom. Sigh.
#1 - I’ve been trying to find this for a long time. I forgot where it had come from and it’s just… perfect. At least for how I’m feeling.
#4 - You hilarious, Not Tom Hanks Dude.
lmao. I never really thought about that, until a friend introduced me to the “did Benedict dress himself today?” game.
lol. You funny, Tom Hanks lookalike dude.
Well, thank goodness sexism is dead.
These are hysterical. Except for #11. Too soon… too soon.
Not to mention the fact that you aren’t supporting the blood diamond industry buying these
For this to be definitive, I’m gonna need to see the one where him and Benedict flip each other off on The Hobbit red carpet(after Benedict pinches his bum on the way by).
I’m pretty sure the point of the “shirtless jogging” is just to point out the hypocrisy in a man being able to wear whatever/as little as he feels comfortable with jogging, while if a woman was assaulted while jogging, many responses would be to focus on what she was wearing and if it was “slutty” or had a lot of skin showing.
I agree with this and feel very uncomfortable saying it in these types of discussions because it is usually still seen as victim blaming. Yes, we need to teach men not to rape and to respect women…and I’ll even say it should be a primary focus… HOWEVER, seeing as that isn’t going to happen instantaneously, in the mean time, we also need to teach women of what things currently do happen to help them protect themselves.
I’m sure there’s things we use now that will seem this strange and frightening 100+ years from now.
#8 - Oh! Maybe you’ll even get to visit the child workers who mined your diamond! Or for an extra price, maybe say hello to the warlord who profited from it!
Not that I’m kicking him out of bed for having it or anything, but I do really want to shave that ‘stashe.
Holy crap. That’s a lot of awesome in one show.
Three months. That’s it. That’s all it took to go from normal life to knowing your days are numbered in single digits. Fuck cancer.
I was a bit surprised at the lightness of the episode, as well. But I really enjoyed it and have never laughed harder. I also feel like we don’t know what may have been introduced in this episode that seemed meaningless at the time. Also, all signs point to next episode being brutal and ridiculously cliffhangy, so we needed the balance.
The only thing “shameless” here is this shoddy, completely biased reporting.
Can’t find this funny… she just needs psychiatric help. :-\
What the hell is wrong with people
The broken plate one sounds like extra bleedy fun when you are fumbling in the dark looking for the switch to turn THE LIGHTS ON.
Not funny, just sad. :-\ Those poor kids.
Not surprised these were all started by the same “person.” He just keeps getting classier and classier. Every time I hear the frakkin radio ad for whatsyourprice, it makes me so mad I could spit. “It’s just like those charity date auctions!” Um… no.. no, it’s not.
All I know is that did not go well on Angel.
I don’t understand why Fifth Estate is getting bad reviews. I’d give at least 4 stars to watching Benedict reading a menu.
I lol’ed… except for #3. That just seemed kinda mean. The wrong number didn’t say he was the wrong person until like half an hour before she had to be at work. Meaning she not only didn’t have time to find someone else, but she had to drop whatever she was doing and run to work.
Yup. Had #6. Loved it. May have had others too, but that’s the one that stands out in my mind as having been extra awesome.
… for the man that wants you laughing at their penis
I must admit I picked up costumes for both my boyfriend and I at a Savers over the weekend. (Edgar Allen Poe and a raven)
Well…. #16 will be giving me nightmares.
It’s not called negotiating if something has already been enacted and upheld as constitutional by the supreme court… But you just don’t like it, so you hold the American public hostage until you get your way.
#6 - I feel it’s vitally important to the nerdy adorableness of that item to add that he was doing an Obi-Wan Kenobi impression while saying that.
Enjoyable list. Though I could tell it was written by a guy, since #2 didn’t include removing your bra. :)
I know! It just sits on the shelf collecting dust now.
#11 So happy to see Cheese Guy making an appearance. :D
You could have just made this a positive piece about your appreciation of Miss Kansas. I wouldn’t have agreed with you, but I would have moved along. Instead, you post #9, that ignorant and racist piece of crap going around the Internet. Congratulations. You are no less an American if your skin isn’t white, you don’t wear camo, and don’t have huge tattoos. The “real” Miss America is the Miss America who won, and if Miss Kansas really is so great, she would hate this blatant racism and disrespect of the pageant she put so much effort into. … I can’t believe I’m even defending this sexist institution. Sigh.
Isn’t he going to some Scientologist school his parents bought?
Voted for AT&T guy, though strictly speaking, I think it’s the kids that make the ad. I have a serious problem with companies that have a cute mascot of an animal that they are selling the flesh of. Sorry, Charlie… Yeah… Sorry, I killed your family and friends, Charlie, but I assure you they were delicious because I went with a superior brand.