22 Dishes You Shouldn’t Bring To Your Memorial Day BBQ

A few may also be called “dishes you absolutely must bring” depending on what kind of Memorial Day barbecue this is.

1. Thousand year-old deviled eggs

Unless you’re in China, in which case this probably isn’t a Memorial Day barbecue.

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2. Obamacakes

Unless you want to get into that discussion.

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3. Spaghetti weenies

Unless you know whether to use sauce or a bun.

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4. Pretzels that look like vaginas

Unless it’s that kind of party.

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5. Smart-looking jello shots

Unless you’re celebrating one more day free from the zombie apocalypse.

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6. Mao Sugiyama’s leftovers

Unless you really like this guy.

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7. Salads too small to eat

Unless you’re hosting a barbecue for ants!

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8. Any kind of caviar

Unless you’re showing off What Rich People Eat.
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9. Enemy of the cakes

Unless you want your ass kicked.

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10. Spray-painted golden tomatoes

Unless they’re small enough to fit in the tiny salad.

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11. Nightmare-provoking ice cubes for the children

Unless none of them are yours.

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12. Punch that uses frozen strawberries

Unless you’re ready to label it like this.

13. Pickled sea slugs

Unless they ran out of dill hamburger chips.

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14. Jello made with circus peanuts

Unless you’re feeding a party of people with Dysgeusia.

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15. Cockroach-infused hashbrowns

Unless you’re hosting a party of birds.

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16. Haggis aka sheep organs

Unless they ran out of lamb chops.

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17. Red velvet onion rings

Unless you’re ready to blow everyone’s minds

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18. Meatloaf hands

Unless nobody is fresh out of the burn unit.

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19. Graham cracker band-aids

Unless you’re sure that’s not real blood.

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20. Cake that looks like kitty litter

Unless you’re catering a cat party in which case this is perfectly acceptable.

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21. Salt made from tears of anger

Unless they’re your tears.

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22. Spinach muffins

Unless you’re crashing the party with Popeye.

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