Why are most of these creepy sex things? Do we really need children’s books about house elves getting it on with 16 year olds? No. Not enough brain bleach in the world exists.
Response to 16 Types Of Subway Commuters Everyone Hates:
5-Course Hot Meal Dude. With your elaborate series of containers full of strange, very strongly smelling, food, do you really need to open them all and eat right now? Right now? Bonus points if they take up an extra seat for their meal, offer you some, or garlic is involved.
And the Lonely Hearts Talker. Sometimes little old ladies, sometimes not, but hey you’re a captured audience and they will not shut up with the personal questions. Bonus points if they turn into a Matchmaker-Make Me a Match and attempt to either hit on you or set you up with all of their nieces/nephews/young people at their office, pulling out half a dozen pre-prepared photos.
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