Janet Jackson’s Escapade belongs here.

My name is Ali (AL-LEE). Ali came from Ali McGraw. But because I went to a school and now work somewhere with a large Middle East studies/Arabic department, I get the male AH-LEE pronunciation and get called Mr. in emails all the time. My last name is blatantly Polish so there’s no reason for it. I should’ve just started going by Allie -_-

LL Bean offers 33.3-40% on regular items and 25% off at the outlets. Good at any Bean store.

So long, got to leave your land.
Many thanks, it was might grand.
I do hope to see you again - Beach Boys/Fleetwood Mac(“Farmer’s Daughter”)