1.After last year's budget disaster, this year, Prime Minister Tony Abbott is telling us to expect a "dull and routine" budget.
2.It's hardly an inspiring political message.
3.So what is actually going to be in this year's budget?
4.First up, Australia's biggest export is massively losing value.
5.So how do Australians make up for this deficit? Work b*tch!
6.Older people will be encouraged to put off their retirement, and rewarded for finding a job.
7.Government subsidies for nannies.
8.Increasing the pension taper rate.
9.A "delicious" package for small businesses.
10.A tax on "intangibles." (read: stuff you love)
11.But remember, the stuff the government announces before the official budget release is the stuff they want you to know about. So when the budget comes out on Tuesday, look closely.