1. Your hair always looks perfect.
2. You also have the urge to dye your hair some bright color to match the fishes of the sea.
3. You always win sack races because having one lower limb just feels natural to you.
4. You can swim really well, duh.
5. You think about the ocean and are like, "Yeah, OK I'd live there."
6. And when you're not near the sea you can hear it calling out to you...
7. You value upper body strength way more than most people.
8. You can actually open your eyes underwater, which is amazing.
9. You have never been able to eat seafood.
10. But you wonder what else mermaids eat if not fish.
11. You sound better when you sing in the shower than anywhere else.
12. Hydration is very important to you.
13. You think the human world is a mess.
14. You don't have a huge problem with luring sailors to their deaths with your sweet, sweet siren song.
15. Ditto for causing pirate ships to splinter on the rocks of the deadly reef you call home.
16. You can't remember the real names of human objects so you just make words up all the time.
17. And you're not great at walking on land. You're pretty sure it's because you're supposed to have a tail.
