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Which "Orange Is The New Black" Character Should You Date?

It's OK, now that she's got over her God delusions (and got some fancy new teeth fitted), Tiffany Doggett is actually quite sweet and would make a great prison wife. She needs a bit of looking after, and there's no reason why it shouldn't be you giving her that care and attention.

Pennsatucky

No one messes with you when you date Big Boo. She might have a tough exterior, but she'd take care of you better than pretty much anyone else in Litchfield – and would always be up for a laugh.

Big Boo

As long as you could keep her on the straight and narrow, dating Nicky would definitely be a barrel of laughs. She's funny and honest, which means you'd make an excellent team that would become Litchfield's most popular couple.

Nicky

As one of the most popular Litchfield inmates, dating P would be a fun ride of free booze and constant jokes. She's been looking for love for a while, so maybe you could be that person who finally makes her happy.

Poussey

Well this would be... interesting? You'd certainly never get bored, and not just because of the amount of "literature" Suzanne would provide you with. You'd definitely have to keep an eye out for her at all times, and watch out for her trademark head-banging, but look after her properly and you'd be her new dandelion.

Crazy Eyes

You clearly need a bit of Aussie grit in your life, and that would be provided by new kid on the (prison) block, Stella. She's cool, open, and has a great set of tattoos – you two would be the talk of Litchfield, for all the right reasons.

Stella

You'd have to put up with more than your fair share of shit (and competition), but at least you'd get all the free panties and flavour packets your heart desires! Sometimes you'd have to snap her out of her own head, but when you have she'd make a great companion who would always keep things interesting.

Piper

There's no one better in Litchfield to look out for you than Red. She really cares about her "family", which means as her other half, you'd always be protected, not to mention well-fed. No one in their right mind would mess with you two – just make sure you don't cross her.

Alex would definitely be devoted to you, would keep you laughing, and not let you take any shit from the other inmates. She has a wild side and would always be up for some prison hijinks – as long as thing don't get too out of hand.

Alex

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Which "Orange Is The New Black" Character Should You Date?

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