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Which "Love Actually" Turtleneck Are You Based On Your Star Sign?

This is a very important turtleneck, because it protects Daniel while he is being sad about his dead wife. This turtleneck gives him that first little bit of strength he needs to start getting his life back together and eventually meet Claudia Schiffer.

Liam Neeson's "everything is terrible" turtleneck

This is Harry's sexiest but also most controversial turtleneck. He wears it while deciding if he should buy his secretary an expensive Christmas gift, and the black either represents his heart or the fact he's forgot to change out of his Snape costume.

Alan Rickman's "moral dilemma" turtleneck

This is a very rare and special turtleneck, because Joanna Page hardly ever gets to wear clothes in this film, so it's nice that she gets to be warm and toasty for a bit.

Judy's "rare scene wearing clothes" turtleneck

This is one of the most important turtlenecks in the whole film, because it represents Jamie's decision to work hard and turn his life around. It is the turtleneck of retribution and excellent cable knitting.

Colin Firth's "turning my life around" turtleneck

Mark theatrically zips this turtleneck right up to the top, as a symbol of his shame for being in love with his best friend's wife. It is a comforting turtleneck, which uses patchwork of bad colours to protect him from bad urges.

Mark's zip up turtleneck of shame

This is one of the brightest turtlenecks in the film, and that's because it is the turtleneck of renewed hope and new beginnings. There is no other turtleneck you would want to be wearing when you bump into Claudia Schiffer in an airport while your son is off chasing some girl he's never spoken to. To me, you, light blue turtleneck, are perfect.

Liam Neeson's snazzy airport turtleneck

Look how happy Colin Firth is here. This is actually nothing to do with the fact that it's Christmas and he's visiting his family, it's because he's wearing an excellent, snuggly beige turtleneck which he has accessorised expertly with a matching scarf. This is a joyful turtleneck that is for life, not just for Christmas.

Jamie's "I'm here for Christmas lol not really" turtleneck

This is the sexiest turtleneck in the whole film, but it also has a dark, mysterious side. You're not sure if you can trust this turtleneck, but that's all part of the excitement. When you put it on, you never quite know what's going to happen.

Mia's black turtleneck of seduction

When you are telling people that you're engaged to a woman who you've never ~really~ spoken too, it's very important that you wear a tight, dark brown turtleneck. This is a turtleneck of confidence – it stands for making the right decision, even when others may doubt you, but most of all, it stands for true love.

Colin Firth's "look I'm engaged!" turtleneck

This is such an important turtleneck, partly because it is stripy, but mostly because Karl is wearing it. This is the luckiest turtleneck in all of _Love Actually_ – it might even be the luckiest turtleneck in the world. The look in Alan Rickman's eyes here is one of pure jealousy. "Ohhhhhh myyyyyyy goooddddddd" he's thinking, in his slow, sexy, snapey voice, "I wiiiiiish I waaaaasssss thaaaat tuuuuuuuuuurtleneeeeeeeeeck."

Karl's "sexy and I know it" turtleneck

This turtleneck is very important because it's being worn by actual supermodel Claudia Schiffer. It's the turtleneck that makes Liam Neeson think, "Hmm, maybe there is life after my dead wife after all, and if there is, I'm pretty sure it might just be somewhere under this excellent blue turtleneck."

Claudia Schiffer's "it's blue like my eyes" turtleneck

This turtleneck is a symbol for anything being possible if you believe in it enough – like marrying your Portuguese housekeeper, fucking the prime minister, or a penguin being present at the birth of Jesus Christ. This turtleneck teaches us to follow our dreams, and never, ever give up on them.

The nativity penguin turtleneck

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Which "Love Actually" Turtleneck Are You Based On Your Star Sign?

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