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If you want to swear properly, swear like a Brit.

What Should Your Signature British Insult Be?

As in: "Fuck off you fucking arsebadger, shit-eating cunt."

Arsebadger

As in: "You sharkbastard fuck, I'm going to shit in your chimney."

Sharkbastard

As in: "Fuck you, you fucking dog-fucking quimblizzard bastard."

Quimblizzard

As in: "You cumstained shitlicker, I'm going to crap on your arm."

Shitlicker

As in: "I hope you get a potato stuck in your rectum, you shitty little cumbubble wanker."

Cumbubble

As in: "You fucking stupid little fucking fucktrumpet fuck."

Fucktrumpet

As in: "You fuckmented twatwaffle, go and stick your dick in a pig."

Twatwaffle

As in: "I hope you live a miserable life of bollocks and shit, you shitmongering, horse-faced cuntbucket."

Cuntbucket

As in: "Suck on my hairy bollocks you pathetic little cuntfucked jizzbiscuit."

Jizzbiscuit

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What Should Your Signature British Insult Be?

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