1.
When he has a massive dick but has no idea how to use it.
2.
When the angle's just all wrong.
3.
When you're rubbing and rubbing on his "lamp" but nothing's going on.
4.
When he doesn't warn you that he's about to come.
5.
When he's going at you hard from behind and pulls out just before you're ready to blow.
6.
When you tell your friend how big he was.
7.
When they're going down on you but their technique is messy AF.
8.
When they handcuff you to the bed and are like "I'll be back" but it's been two hours and you're getting pretty hungry.
9.
When his dick is wayyy too big and it's just plain unpleasant.
10.
When you try to do a sexy striptease but get stuck in your clothes.
11.
When they get the wrong hole.
12.
When they're trying desperately hard to please you but you just can't get into it.
13.
When they think they've found the clit but they're so far off.
14.
When he's so inexperienced he's actually scared of your bits.
15.
When you have to fake it just to get things over with.
16.
When he snaps his banjo string.
17.
When he's so proud of his gigantic penis but actually it's just kind of terrifying.
18.
When they start crying mid-sex and you have no idea what to do next.
19.
When they smell fucking bad down there and you just can't deal with it.
20.
When he's so turned on that he goes off at even the slightest touch.
21.
When he's sticking it everywhere but where it's supposed to go.
22.
When they're heavier than they look and it feels like you're having sex with a wardrobe.
23.
When you've been on a mammoth dry spell but when you finally break it it's completely underwhelming.
24.
When you tell your mates about the experience and they're less than sympathetic.
