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When you finally find the perfect video.
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When they get out a toy and you have no idea what it is or where it's supposed to go.
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When you hear someone walk by your room
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When the storyline's on point the magic starts to happen.
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When you're imagining it's all happening to you.
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When you realise your headphones have been unplugged the whole time.
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When you've never seen one so big in your life.
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When things start getting pretty extreme and you don't know if you're into it.
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When your housemates walk in on you.
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When your parents walk in on you.
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When you get the dildo out.
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When the dude's wife catches him fucking the babysitter.
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When the POV gets all too real.
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When a third person walks in and everyone knows what's about to happen.
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Then suddenly it's turned into a full on orgy.
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When you can't work out why your bits don't look as perfect as the ones on screen.
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When the gag reflex hits.
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When you get three minutes into the video and realise you've made a terrible mistake.
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When shit's getting real good and you're trying desperately not to come.
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But you're past the point of no return and know it's too late.
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When it all goes off.
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You realise how much mess you made.
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And all you have left is a lingering sense of shame.
