Buzz·Posted on 5 Jun 201521 Of The Funniest One-Liner Jokes Ever ToldI like to hold hands at the movies. Which always seems to startle strangers.by Alex FinnisBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 2. Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 3. The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 4. My wife told me: "Sex is better on holiday." Tap to reveal Click to reveal 5. I once dated a guy so dumb he couldn't count to 21. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 6. I could tell my parents hated me. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 7. I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 8. I remember the last thing my nan said to me before she died. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 9. I have a lot of growing up to do. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 10. Onions make me sad. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 11. I'm on a whiskey diet. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 12. Even the word "misogyny" is misogynistic. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 13. A girl called me the other day and said, "Come over, nobody's home", so I went over. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 14. My photographs don't do me justice. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 15. I want to write a mystery novel. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 16. As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 17. Exit signs. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 18. Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 19. Most of my life is spent avoiding conflict. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 20. I had an argument with one of the seven dwarfs. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 21. I've got a girlfriend. I've been going out with her for... Tap to reveal Click to reveal