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    13 Reasons Walter Mercado Is The Beyoncé Of TV Astrology

    A look at TV's most gorgeous and talented astrologist, con mucho, mucho amor. He woke up like this.

    What you need to know: Walter Mercado is a TV astrologist.

    And he is the Beyoncé of TV astrology. To wit:

    1. Capes, sequins, and gold: a combination only these two could properly wear the hell out of.

    2. No one can match Beyoncé's smize game. Except Walter.

    3. Bey's handwork is iconic, but just take a look at Walter's hand language.

    4. Bey and Walter can flawlessly rock a hat, but let's be honest: ANYTHING and EVERYTHING is possible with these two.

    5. They can rock a suit better than any one, male or female.

    6. When it comes to a King and Queen like these two, crowns and roses are the only way to properly accessorize.

    7. Beyonce and Walt will sass you to death with their real-life emojis.

    8. Beyonce has the "Beyhive," while Walter has his "Wallabaes."

    9. Their alter-egos, Sasha Fierce and Shanti Ananda, are the ultimate side-eye Jekyll and Hyde.

    10. They were both born strutting out of the womb.

    11. Beyoncé and Walter don't just comb their hair, they fan everyone with their glory.

    12. Vogueing and posing come easy to these two intergalactic space dieties.

    13. Forget the sun. Forget it now. Bey and Walter are the only sources of LIGHT and LIFE you will ever need.