Buzz·Posted on Feb 5, 2015Valentine's Day At Ages 10, 20, And 30I choo-choo-choose pizza.by Alex AlvarezBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Valentine's Day Cards At 10: You get a card from everyone in class featuring your favorite people and characters. At 20: People mask their increasing bitterness with layers of sarcasm and irony. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF At 30: You send a text with ~dirty~ emojis. 2. Candy Hearts At 10: You'll eat anything that's made of sugar, even if it kinda sorta definitely tastes like chalk. At 20: You give "jokey" candies to mask your fear of rejection and protect your poor, vulnerable heart. At 30: Save the candy hearts, give us pizza. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Alcohol At 10: No. You are 10. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF At 20: Bring me your finest cheapest champagne! At 30: More like ValenWINE. Haha. Sigh. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Roses At 10: You're not really sure what the big deal is. Won't they die, like, right away? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF At 20: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF At 30: You will give and receive roses and then wait much, much too long to finally throw them away. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Smoochin' At 10: You think it's kinda gross, tbh. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF At 20: You are all about it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF At 30: You'll smooch after six hours of Netflix, maybe. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Love Songs At 10: You MIGHT listen to a certain lovey-dovey song in private, but would never admit it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF At 20: You belt out your favorite romantic song in the shower. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF At 30: You still think about that one love song you used to sing all the time when you were 20. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Secret Admirers At 10: You feel awkward and great and terrible about knowing someone likes you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF At 20: You still feel kind of awkward. And also pretty thirsty. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF At 30: You feel awkward, STILL. But also like maybe your admirer should take a number, because you know you're crush-worthy. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Chocolate At 10: Yes. At 20: Yes. At 30: Yes. The lesson? Just sit back and enjoy eating a lot of chocolate, no matter your age. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF