24 Summer Fails Miami People Know Too Well

    305 'til I melt.

    Alex Alvarez
    by Alex Alvarez

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. This mierda literally plaguing Miami beaches.

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    2. This happening when you're in THAT spot.

    3. When your street turns into a canal.

    4. Trying to park near the Beach.

    5. Trading in your winter croqueta body for your summer croqueta body

    6. Spending 172 hours on your hair, only to have the Miami humidity give you a free makeover.

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    Is your hair naturally straight? Wavy? Curly? Springy? It doesn't matter, because you're gonna wear it frizzed.

    7. Walking into any place of business and immediately freezing.

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    OK, it's 94 degrees outside, but that doesn't mean it has to be MINUS 94 INSIDE.

    8. The wildlife attacking you in your own home.

    9. Your own car trying to kill you.

    10. The tourists who insist on bringing rolling suitcases into the mall.

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    You don't need all your toes, do you?

    11. WHEN THIS HAPPENS.

    12. Knowing that summer = time to put up the hurricane shutters in the blazing heat.

    13. Actually, just hurricane season in general.

    14. When you need to "borrow" mangos from a neighbor's yard.

    15. When your shoe options become drastically limited.

    16. When it's hot but so are you.

    17. When you came here to have a good time and honestly feel so attacked rn.

    18. Summer tourists who still think it's cute to announce "I'm in Miami, bitch."

    19. When it's hot as hell but you still need your jolt of caffeine.

    20. When being off for the summer means people have more time for chisme.

    21. When even your phone is like "fuck it."

    22. When you start reminiscing about those cold winter days...

    23. Knowing so many people here are on vacation while you're staring at a spreadsheet.

    24. And, finally, when everyone is busting out their summer looks.