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Here's a chart describing how the road to lateness is paved with good intentions:
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And this explains why, exactly, you showed up so late:
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This highlights the delicate balance of fashionable lateness:
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This explains why arriving on time is actually The Literal Worst:
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This explains that... Well. That lies happen.
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This explains why setting an alarm won't help much:
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And, finally, this explains that even perpetually late people have PRIORITIES: