1. When your friends get sick, you have at least 782 foolproof remedies.
Do a chant, drink some honey with a squeeze of lime, and never go to bed with your hair wet. You'll be fine!
2. ...And this definitely includes vapor rub, for basically ANYTHING.
3. Your bag fits everything anyone could ever need and is also off limits to everyone.
4. Actually, 87% of your purse's contents are these mysterious candies, just in case your friends need one.
5. And, of course, you friends have noticed you never go anywhere without your abanico.
6. You also know just how to protect your friends against creeps online.
7. You never think your friends are eating enough.
8. ...So when you cook for them, you make enough to feed an army.
9. ...And top everything with an egg.
10. You're constantly worried about whether your friends make it home OK.
It's not stalking if it's out of worry.
11. You know that nothing beats a housecoat for comfort and ~style.~
12. And you're also aware that socks with any shoe is a hot look.
13. You know that a chancleta is so much more than just a fashion statement.
14. You smell like some combination of violets and talcum powder.
15. You can tell when cold weather is coming, and warn your friends to wear a sweater.
Spoiler: You ALWAYS think it's going to be cold.
16. You were green before it was trendy, reusing containers for literally everything.
17. And, finally, gotta watch your stories, even if your friends just don't get them.
What's there NOT to get about William Levy, tbh?