Hi guys. Can we take a quick sec and talk about jumpsuits?
1. First of all, jumpsuits won't hold you back when you NEED to dance.
2. They allow you to thwart thirsty randos with minimal effort.
3. In fact, jumpsuits are the preferred outfits of flawless humans.
4. They make riding your little motorized scooter thing a breeze.
5. Jumpsuits make exercising a joy.
6. And jumpsuits can be surprisingly versatile, offering you the look of a Laura Ashley-loving first-grade teacher circa 1997 and the feel of heaven.
7. Jumpsuits can look very modern.
8. Or fabulously retro.
The '70s were the absolute height of fashion, and I am willing and prepared to fight you if you disagree, because you would be wrong.
9. Jumpsuits can be whimsical.
10. Or totally glam.
11. You wanna dance on Mars? Betta wear a jumpsuit.
12. Honestly, jumpsuits are the only thing that make sense when you want to look like a superstar.
13. Just slip one on and you'll feel like you're starring in your own music video.
14. The trick to wearing a jumpsuit is to really, really own it. It's a sign of strength and confidence.
15. Jumpsuits are the only outfit that makes sense when you want to look stylish WHILST kicking ass.
16. Jumpsuits are your way of telling the world, "Yes, I know I look good."
17. They look good on dudes.
18. They look good on dudettes.
19. They look stunning on little fighting babies.
20. There is no occasion where a jumpsuit isn't appropriate.
21. Whatever style you choose, when you're in a jumpsuit, you're dressed to impress.
