Buzz·Posted on Jun 25, 201520 Vines That Totally Describe Cuban ParentsWarning: Language is safe for Cuban moms, but not for work. Así es.by Alex AlvarezBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Look, you have to EARN the privilege of leaving the house. View this vine on Vine vine.co Do not pass go. 2. Your parents often use impressive mind tricks to keep from giving you any money. View this vine on Vine vine.co Ni¢e try. 3. And your darling mom and dad have a very unique definition of "messy." View this vine on Vine vine.co Tip from me to you: Your room will never be clean enough for your mom. 4. Your mom definitely got THAT LOOK when insisting you speak to your abuela. View this vine on Vine vine.co 😩📱👵 5. You know the struggle of trying to find a quiet place in your parents' home. View this vine on Vine vine.co WE'RE NOT YELLING WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. 6. For your parents, family comes first. And second. And third. And fiftieth. View this vine on Vine vine.co ¡¿Que somebody?! 7. Your mom had the unusual habit of insulting herself. View this vine on Vine vine.co You're doing what... where??? 8. There are moments where your parents announce they HAVE HAD IT with the TIKI-TIKI. View this vine on Vine vine.co 😭 9. And you're never allowed to do anything remotely fun. View this vine on Vine vine.co NOT EVEN JUMPING?! 10. Your parents are likely QUITE the comedians. View this vine on Vine vine.co RUDE, MOM. 11. And your parents always need to be HEARD. (Again). View this vine on Vine vine.co (...And again and again and again.) 12. Your folks have the habit of making the fridge a damn obstacle course. View this vine on Vine vine.co Where's the butter? Check the OTHER butter container. No, not that one. The other other one. 13. And they have a penchant for creating new words. View this vine on Vine vine.co Love those echimamuffs tho. 14. ...And they do not like it when you try to correct them. View this vine on Vine vine.co Fine, let's just go to Beber Keen. 15. There are many times when you've been in this classic catch-22. View this vine on Vine vine.co DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ME OR DO YOU WANT ME TO KEEP QUIET LIKE CAN I EVEN LIVE. 16. There have been many times you had no idea what your parents were saying, but knew it was probably bad. View this vine on Vine vine.co All I heard was "break your face," so. 17. Your mom is utterly unable to keep a secret. View this vine on Vine vine.co NO CHILL. 18. And every Nochebuena, you parents deck the halls with this Yuletide horror... View this vine on Vine vine.co This little piggy... Bueno, the less said about this piggy, the better. 19. Your parents had a foolproof way of fixing your hair. View this vine on Vine vine.co 💆 20. And, let's face it, you've always made so many sacrifices for your loving parents. View this vine on Vine vine.co Sigh. It's hard raising parents!