If real life were more like life in telenovelas...
1.
Meeting new people would be far more dramatic:
2.
Fuckboys would be dealt with a little differently:
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Showdowns over the last slice of pizza would get kiiind of out of hand:
4.
You'd faint over the simplest things. Like, constantly:
5.
Children would be rarely seen. Which is good, because they'd be even more terrifying:
6.
Your jealousy could easily transform you into a murderous villain:
7.
Your reactions to minor embarrassments would be SUPER over-the-top:
8.
You'd fall in love easily and at first sight:
9.
The littlest things would cause a lot of heartbreak:
10.
You'd experience a lot of over-the-top fantasy sequences:
11.
Basically, things would escalate quickly. A LOT:
And that's #TelenovelaIRL, folks.