If Real Life Were Like A Telenovela

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    If real life were more like life in telenovelas...

    1. Meeting new people would be far more dramatic:

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    2. Fuckboys would be dealt with a little differently:

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    3. Showdowns over the last slice of pizza would get kiiind of out of hand:

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    4. You'd faint over the simplest things. Like, constantly:

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    5. Children would be rarely seen. Which is good, because they'd be even more terrifying:

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    6. Your jealousy could easily transform you into a murderous villain:

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    7. Your reactions to minor embarrassments would be SUPER over-the-top:

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    8. You'd fall in love easily and at first sight:

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    9. The littlest things would cause a lot of heartbreak:

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    10. You'd experience a lot of over-the-top fantasy sequences:

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    11. Basically, things would escalate quickly. A LOT:

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    And that's #TelenovelaIRL, folks.