Buzz·Posted on Oct 10, 2015For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused By Johnny DeppFrom the small screen to the big screen to ~your dreams~.by Alex AlvarezBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When he said this while starring in 21 Jump Street and you were like, "No, YOU don't be so darn cute." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. When you know that Johnny and only Johnny could make a crop top and fluffy bangs work. 3. When he resented being seen as a teen idol and you were like, "Sorry." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. When he shed a single tear in Cry-Baby and you lost your mind. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Actually...let's just linger here for a sec. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. o_O Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF OK, what were we discussing? Oh, right... 7. When he starred in Edward Scissorhands and was like, "Look, scissors for hands IS an obstacle in a relationship, but we can make it work." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Every single second of his "Winona Forever" days. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. When he wore this hat in Benny & Joon and you still loved him despite the ridiculousness of it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. When you were jealous that Juliette Lewis got to do this in What's Eating Gilbert Grape. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. When he starred in Ed Wood and you would've bought him all the angora sweaters in all the world. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. When he showed off this LOOK in Dead Man and it was like a bullet to your heart. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. When he played the sexiest man in the world and you were like, "This performance is very believable, yes, great job." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. When you wanted to do exactly this because oh my god. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. When he dated Kate Moss and you thought about it and decided you'd allow it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. When he was the only person in the history of hatdom to make this hat work. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. When he made round glasses sexy, which is almost literally impossible for anyone who is not Johnny Depp. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. When he was in Sleepy Hollow and you were like, "Christina Ricci, that is my husband, please stop this." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. When this happened and you were noooottttt mad about it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. Also, when he was prettier than you and you weren't even bothered. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. When you were 10 minutes into "Chocolat and chill" and he gave this look. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF I MEAN: 22. When he looked like some sort of mean Abercrombie model in Blow and yet you were still like, "I would slap my own grandmother just to kiss him." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. When he asked this very important question and you were like, "MexiCANYOUJUSTHOLDMEPLEASE." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. When he wore a ton of eyeliner in all 783 Pirates of the Caribbean movies and it made up for that terrible beard. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. Every time he went blonde and it really shouldn't have worked, but it did, because he is Johnny Depp. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. When he shared a tender moment with this dog and you were like, "I am jealous of a dog." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. Basically every single time he was the perfect mix of hot and creepy. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. When he was like, "haha, I'm so bad" and you were absolutely here for it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 29. When he told this joke and you fully realized JOHNNY DEPP ISN'T JUST #DAD, HE'S A LITERAL DAD. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF So: Thanks for all that, Johnny Depp. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF