All couples have wishes we'd wish would come true...
1. We wish we could have a special button that launches people into space whenever they fart in the car or under the covers.
2. We wish more time could be spent people watchin' and people judgin' as a couple.
Judging you is a team effort.
3. We wish there was some way of sharing a bed without turning into a sweaty, achy, tangled mess by morning.
4. We wish people would stop talking about our reproductive plans.
5. We wish we could tell whether "how do I look?" needs an honest answer.
6. We wish everyone involved could just be HONEST when we're ordering food.
7. ...And also less uptight about sharing said food.
8. We wish people would stop glaring when we hold hands or have a quick kiss.
9. ...And we also wish other couples would stop giving PDA a bad name.
10. We wish more people knew the true meaning of foreplay.
11. We wish "ignoring you" actually worked as a communication tool.
12. We wish people realized that "romance" means something different to every couple.
13. We wish everyone could just be better at KNOWING when we're ready to leave a party.
14. We wish single friends wouldn't assume that being in a relationship means you no longer want to go out.
15. We wish we could meet all of our relationship goals, but sometimes it's such a challenge.
And we wish this would never end.
