1. Perpetual Disappointments Diary - $20.41
The Perpetual Disappointments Diary helps keep track of everything going absolutely wrong with your life. It includes a list of "insecurity" questions to document everything you're sorely lacking, from confidence about your body to feeling awful about your "friends' "successes, as well as a phone book of people who will never call you. Plus, it comes chock full of "Monday" stickers and de-motivational proverbs. How perfect for you.
2. Slang Word Party Banner - $11.00
Any event is a party with a party banner, even sitting at home wondering why everyone sucks so much.
3. Necessary Gesture Prints - $16.00 each
Use these cute 8 x 10 prints to share your feelings about the world without having to waste a single breath.
4. Grumpy Porcelain Planter - $19.50
5. Unwelcome Mat - $25.00
6. Mean Girls Sweatshirt - $46.00
7. Nobody Cares Necklace - $9.00
8. Reality Sucks Sweatshirt - $89.00
9. Poop Emoji Earrings - $8.00
10. St. April Ludgate Candle - $12.63
11. Grumpy Ron Swanson Print - $35.00
12. Frank Sinatra "No One Cares" Vinyl - $40.00
13. Grumpy Cat Underwear Set - $60.00
14. Unimpressed Emoji Choker - $7.00
15. Unimpressed Emoji Pillow - $21.99
16. Sick Sad World Sweatshirt - $50.00
17. "Go Away" Nail Decals - $4.99
18. Introverting Mug - $16.00
19. Freeze 'Em Spell - $24.99
20. Ugh T-Shirt - $39.95
21. Hate Button - $3.16
22. Sorry Card - $4.50
