1. The Birth Announcement
2. The Baby Shower
3. The Sonogram Pictures
4. The Gender Reveal Party
5. The Pregnancy Shoot
Artistic.
6. The Name Announcement
7. The Pre-Delivery Instagram
8. The Birth Video
9. The First Fancy Photo Shoot
10. The Constant Facebook Updates
11. And, finally, the realization that pizza *is* a pretty exciting time in a person's life.
Genuinely happy for you, you oversharing pizza lovin' so-and-so.