1. When your mom won't stop asking if you've greeted everyone...
2. When your aunt informs you that you're getting "a little fat"...
3. When you're asked "¿Y tu novio?"...
4. When you finally get to see your favorite cousin...
5. When you're asked when you're planning on getting married, having kids, and owning a house with a white picket fence and two-car garage...
6. When you pay your own bills, but are still sitting at the kids table with your little cousins...
7. When the wine and the gossip start flowing...
8. When your mom starts sharing your private business with your tías chismosas...
9. When your cousins start roasting you and you try to laugh along, but it hurts...
Hahawahh.
10. When your mom casually notes that you're on your third plate of food, but your abuela tells her "¡Déjala!...
11. When you're seated next to that one prima who's been talking shit all year...
12. When you've had way too much coquito...
13. When you've had 15 pounds of lechón or 789.3 tamales and then your abuela offers you dessert...
14. When you bite into a turrón de alicante and nearly lose a tooth...
15. When your mom says it's time to say goodbye, but you know better...
16. And finally, when the party never ends...
