1. "How do your pants stay up?"
2. "Pancakes?"
NO, it's technically a BUTT. Oh, you meant... Yeah. Sure. I'll take sixteen.
3. "Real women have curves."
4. "Guys/girls/humans don't find flat butts sexy."
5. "Well, I find flat butts sexy." ;) :-)~
6. "Does it hurt when you sit?"
7. "Why don't you just gain weight?"
8. "Ohh, have you heard of these fabulous butt-lifting jeans?"
9. "You can't wear that."
But I like the way this fabric hangs off my butt bones. P.S. I can wear whatever I waaaant.