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    18 Things You Should Never Say To Someone With A Flat Butt

    Who doesn't love pancakes?

    1. "How do your pants stay up?"

    2. "Pancakes?"

    NO, it's technically a BUTT. Oh, you meant... Yeah. Sure. I'll take sixteen.

    3. "Real women have curves."

    4. "Guys/girls/humans don't find flat butts sexy."

    5. "Well, I find flat butts sexy." ;) :-)~

    6. "Does it hurt when you sit?"

    7. "Why don't you just gain weight?"

    8. "Ohh, have you heard of these fabulous butt-lifting jeans?"

    9. "You can't wear that."

    But I like the way this fabric hangs off my butt bones. P.S. I can wear whatever I waaaant.

    10. "What do you think about butt implants? Do you think Kim Kardashian has them?"

    11. "Are you jealous of [celebrity with generous posterior]?"

    12. "Hey, ironing board."

    13. "Only [certain people] have flat butts..."

    14. "How do you dance without a butt?"

    15. "Can I suggest a trick to give the illusion of a booty?"

    16. "Where's your butt?"

    17. "If you do squats, you can build a butt."

    18. "My anaconda don't wa--"

    Bye!