Buzz·Posted on Mar 10, 201524 Reasons Why It's Absolutely Terrible To Be Cuban AmericanI feel bad for all of us who grew up on pastelitos. The struggle.by Alex AlvarezBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Chances are, you grew up eating the most unappetizing food ever. View this photo on Instagram 2. Like "old clothes"? BARF. View this photo on Instagram 3. Or "fried cow"? Ugh. Cannot. View this photo on Instagram 4. And, like, everyone knows Cubans do NOT know how to make a proper sandwich. Look at this grossness: View this photo on Instagram 5. It's not like tender pork and sweet ham and melty, gooey cheese make the perfect combination or anything. View this photo on Instagram 6. And don't even get me started on the bread. OVERRATED. View this photo on Instagram 7. The desserts? Meh. View this photo on Instagram 8. Nothing exciting about a warm, flaky pastelito, fresh from the oven, brimming with sweet, sweet guayaba. View this photo on Instagram 9. The snacks? Whatever. Why are Cubans so obsessed with bakeries anyway? View this photo on Instagram 10. Why would you have one tiny little thing of Cuban coffee when you could drink gallons of, you know. Bean water. View this photo on Instagram 11. And the drinks? BYE. View this photo on Instagram 12. And every meal is a whole ORDEAL of TALKING and JOKING and SHARING. Who has the time? View this photo on Instagram 13. Because it's not like Cubans have a (dirty) sense of humor or anything. View this photo on Instagram 14. ESPECIALLY not about ourselves. View this photo on Instagram 15. ...AT ALL. View this photo on Instagram 16. But it doesn't matter anyway, because Cuban families typically aren't close at all. View this photo on Instagram 17. And it's not like our families don't try to instill good values (even if they sometimes GO OVERBOARD). View this photo on Instagram 18. It's not like there's a special history binding Cubans together. View this photo on Instagram 19. Or references that we all get, no matter where in the country we grew up. View this photo on Instagram 20. Cuban music? Not good. View this video on YouTube youtube.com 21. There are no contributions for us to take pride in! View this photo on Instagram 22. I mean, we're so ashamed, it's not like Cubans will let you know RIGHT AWAY that we're Cuban. View this photo on Instagram 23. And even though it's super easy to live with one foot in two different cultures... View this photo on Instagram 24. ...We'd definitely rather be anyone else. View this photo on Instagram