LET’S GO RIDE THE FUNNERAL.

America, where every day is a new opportunity to get diabetes.

So i’m not supposed to store all my food in a big pile on the floor?

That’s amazing!
A whole year and she didn’t learn how to snap a picture without showing the damn phone like a 14-year old girl.

I never learned 4,10,13,28,24,29,30,31,38,43 or 45

Now she just looks like Jay Leno in a wig instead of tanned Jay Leno in a wig.

Too much America, not enough kittens. 2/10 would not wear.

Russel Brand’s lips.

MORE LIKE OREO PRIDE COCKIE.

They’re all totally right. America died today, America died because Steam didn’t start it’s summer sale.

I also got something massive with a big vein ;););) My forehead :(

BUT APPLE MAKES EVERYTHING PERFECT!1!111!

WHY IS THE BLACK KID GOOD AT RUNNING?

brb piratebay.

Hmm, i only recognized of these porn stars :( Time to do some research…

I haven’t read a single one of these books.

I want all these as t-shirts.