OMG, that’s pure brilliance.

Haters gonna hate

#5 Woah Prince Eric, woah

I don’t remember the first time I got drunk, but I do remember the first time I got shwasted at a friend’s small house party. I would’ve survived the rum and fruit juice and then vodka/Kahlua and coffee creamer just fine, but then the same friend (a guy who’s over a foot taller and weighed at least 100 pounds more than me) and I took five shots of tequila anejo from a really pretty blue bottle in an hour. It was all hilarious to go boneless until it came time to pray to the porcelain god. Thank goodness the friend took responsibility for his shenanigans and carried me over before it was too late.

Easy enough to bake instead of fry. If it’s something coated in a crust, I just spray with a little Pam on both sides before cooking :)

#26 So good! I make a seriously delicious chocolate tofu mousse pie that no one ever suspects is tofu when I serve it :D

#12 and #13 AAWWWWWWWW

WHY?!?! Why so many onions and ninjas and blades whirling to slice the onions into itty bitty pieces strewn everywhere and making tears run rampant down my face and oh dear gawd why???

Me too! I’ll admit, I’m still holding back some tears, especially when I found out the rest of the party passed away despite his efforts.

Do it! Just don’t tell him who it is. It’s like walking around with spinach in your teeth, it’s better that some random stranger comes up to you and tells you about it rather than letting you carry on like that all day only to find out later that night when you go to brush your teeth :)