This Weird, Gross Mumsnet Thread Might Just Be The New "Penis Beaker"

    More from the website that never fails to deliver in the filth stakes.

    This poster is making pancakes.

    A discovery is made.

    An inevitable question is asked.

    (Let's just take a moment).

    This train of thought begins and is thankfully abandoned.

    Suddenly it's open season on things that smell like semen.

    And things that smell like other things.

    And things that look like semen.

    Conspiracy theories start up, and they include the word "mancakes".

    Helpful suggestions are proffered.

    Finally, one poster has a beautiful vision.

    Men! Did something weird happen to you on January 18th? This may have been why.