"If this penis beaker's a sloshin' my cock's bein' a washin'!" <- idea for a #penisbeaker slogan.
6. “Sex towel”
…because you like having sex on the washing machine?
8. The pressing issue of the sink washing/sex wee bathroom clash is discussed.
We slightly want a t-shirt with “FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER” on it.
The t-shirt would have “Get your penis beaker, you’ve pulled” on the back.
11. The question of liquid receptacle as penis-measuring tool is batted about a bit.
13. The original poster returns to clarify a few issues.
“Yeah, make yourself at home, help yourself to a drink if you’re thirs- NO NOT THAT CUP.”