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He was voted for by people who like banter.
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Because he apparently has sound banter himself.
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Then he went to celebrate in a pub.
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He has a way with the ladies of Tumblr.
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People even write poems about him.
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His winter clothing game is on point.
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He probably goes to Nando's.
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He rides the banter bus daily.
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People use the cry-laugh emoji when tweeting about him.
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And are complaining about shade being thrown at their hero.
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His mates call him Jezza.
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In conclusion, Jeremy Corbyn is a ledge...