Elle Macpherson Is 50 Years Old And In Better Shape Than Most People Half Her Age

She is not human. She can't be.

What happened:

Earlier this week Elle MacPherson posted a picture of herself in a bikini on her Twitter account with the caption "Super greens... After super swim." It is the most extraordinary picture of a 50-year-old you will see today.

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Whoa.

That drink she's holding is the Super Elixir of alkalizing greens, which has pretty much taken over Hollywood and is clearly the key to looking like that. Or not.

In other news – these people are either 50 or will be in 2014, and all look pretty damn good too.

Russell Crowe.

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Courteney Cox.

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Michelle Obama.

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Nicolas Cage.

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Sandra Bullock.

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