1. First, prep yourself with this.
Isn't it soothing?
2. Let your cat know.
3. Dress up your baby.
4. And yourself.
5. Get a new bolo tie.
6. And some jewelry.
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10. Get some cicada soap.
11. This is cicada perfume? idk.
12. Get drunk in style.
13. Learn to draw one!
14. Make some origami.
15. Trick out your shoes.
16. Really lean into it with a cicada tattoo.
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19. If getting permanently inked seems like too much of a commitment, get a temporary tattoo.
20. Decorate your house.
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23. What's better than a cicada? A steampunk cicada.
24. Protect your phone.
25. Send a heartfelt note.
26. And remember:
