1. Imbue your pizza with some toothsome slime-nuggets.
2. If you love your children, pack them a cicada sandwich…
3. …or bake cicada cookies and candy for their friends after soccer practice.
4. Bring these to your office potluck. Get instant promotion.
9. …and end the night with a scoop of cicada ice cream.
Formerly served by Sparky’s in Missouri.
10. (That ice cream is best served in a sugar-glazed cicada wing cup.)
11. Treat your roommates to some cicada ramen.
This is probably better for us than most of the things we eat in college anyway.