19 Unabashedly Sexual Pieces Of Needlepoint You Can Own

These are NSFW only if your workplace looks down on cross-stitched penises.

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Pattern available here.

9.

Very O’Keeffe. Available here.

11.

This is simply called “Floral Balls.” Available here.

12.

Pattern available here.

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Pattern available here.

19.

We’ve reached peak meme. Available here.

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