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19 Unabashedly Sexual Pieces Of Needlepoint You Can Own

These are NSFW only if your workplace looks down on cross-stitched penises.

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19 Unabashedly Sexual Pieces Of Needlepoin...
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Very O’Keeffe. Available here.

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Preach. Available here.

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This is simply called “Floral Balls.” Available here.

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