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Could you, perhaps, not?
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Can you imagine explaining this costume to your grandma?
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Or your favorite fourth-grade teacher?
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How...............do you walk?
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Was this what you dreamed adulthood would be like when you were small?
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Is this some impassioned defense of reproductive freedom in a society retrograding ever closer to archaic forms of bodily oppression?
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Do you think people won't know that you have a dong if you don't do this?
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Because we do. We know. We get it.