There's long been a Martha Stewart Instagram account, but it belongs to Martha's eponymous magazine, not the guru herself.
Just starting my personal Instagram marthastewart48. If you want please tell me if you like my photos
The first picture on the account was actually posted last August, so it is an extra treat that she's sharing with the world now. So far, she only has about 300 followers, but that is a travesty and we should all seek to rectify it.
(Also: Imagine being so famous that your handle can't just be your name, BECAUSE IT IS ALSO THE NAME OF YOUR PERSONAL LIFESTYLE MAGAZINE, so you have to add ~ numbers ~.)
The few pictures that she's already posted hint at truly great things to come.
1. These majestic fungi.
2. Her life-changingly fluffy dog, Genghis Khan.
3. This downright inexplicable picture of...her dashboard?
4. This super-minimalist latte art.
5. This uncaptioned, contextless picture of lab coat-wearing folks.
6. These lil' muffs.
7. These luscious peonies.
8. (And of course, all the accompanying comments.)
9. Martha, you're going to come so far from your days of horrifying food pictures. Godspeed.
Iceberg wedge with homemade Russian dressing. Perfect salad for the onion soup lunch
Thumbnail image from this unmissable gem.